SMASHERS 'N SPLIT SEAMS

Anyone visiting the McGeary HQ offices of late will have noticed that the office staff are even more glamorous than is usual.

It's all down to the new uniforms  – a clerical grey in hue and styled directly from the couture houses of Milan.

Apparently there have been a few fit problems, with some split seams – giving rise to a few hairy moments!

Thankfully depilatory creams were not required to save the day.

You can't Veet that – as they don't say in Milan.