Seamus Cassidy has been under pressure recently to keep up with Jones as such – under pressure from wife Josephine to perhaps buy her a new motor for her big birthday on the 19th of March. Or perhaps it would be an exotic trip to far off places that might assuage the wife's desires.
No matter what he came up with, doubtless Seamus will have wowed the missus. 'Tis well known that Ballygawley man is no slouch when it comes to amatory presents and presence. Stalker is, of course, not at liberty to reveal the numeral count for the "birthday girl".
