Stalker's attention was piqued by the headline in the UK newspaper about radioactive mushrooms on menu of iffy imports.
The item mentioned all the dodgy contaminated and dangerous foodstuffs that were imported into Britain since 2008. There were poisonous steaks and energy drinks laced with arsenic.
French beer filled with fragments of glass, plastic in Bulgarian biscuits and rice infested with saw-toothed grain weevils.
Lamb Carcasses from South America smeared in faeces, mangoes with high lead levels and olives with lethal bacteria on them. Funny how the glowing mushrooms made it into the headlines.
The Foods Standards Agency (FSA) has said that the number of alerts is down. So we can all rest easy then.
