Stalker noted the fanfare around the newest food stuff on the block, the synthetic lab grown "beef burger".
It may be a while before the man-made meat is stocked in supermarkets, but it certainly took a step closer this summer. Costing £220,000 to bring this one burger to fruition, it was made from 3,000 strips of artificial beef, each the size of a grain of rice.
Give Stalker a normal burger or veggie option any day of the week. A nice portobello mushroom would also do the job.
The verdict on the frankenburger was that it needed seasoning and a good dollop of ketchup.