Experts in the UK have apparently found a new way to enhance one’s happiness levels – it’s pretty simple really.
Switch off your mobile phone. Professor Paul Dolan of the London School of Economics says that smartphones distract user’s attention from the people around them.
When not at work people should switch ‘em off he maintains. Sounds like a plan. Stalker is happily technophobic and thus does not own a smartphone.
Stalker’s dumbphone is bad enough. Don’t text, phone or email – Stalker’s too busy chasing happiness. Only joking.
