FIFTY SHEDS

We’ve all heard of the forty shades of green, and now the Fifty Shades of Grey is doing the rounds.

Stalker wonders is there fifty sheds of mushroom growing going on anywhere in the country?

   There could be a book in it – a dirty tale, of grit and grime, of inputs and outputs, earthy, with dark undertones.

Maybe not – silly season is over now, best to concentrate on serious matters.