Stalker got wind of an animal, alien to the antipodean environment, lurking about mushroom farms down under. One informant identified the said alien as none other than a native of the Loughgall area of County Armagh. It was in the environs of Adelaide Mushrooms that a certain Mr. Bernard Coey was spotted. The mushroom farm was on high alert after the bizarre spotting of such an out of place breed in the locality. Apparently the grower armaghicus was spotted heading in the direction of Queensland and Brisbane. Funny how easy it is to spot someone out of their normal surrounds. Who knows what Bernard was up to in such a faraway place. Any answers, you know where to email.