CHUFFED WITH DOUBLE BACKHANDER

Stalker was quite chuffed to receive a back-handed compliment second hand this month.

Stalker was in conversation with a gent about an incident of which we won’t speak.

One grower mentioned to said gent,” I just hope that c**t Stalker doesn’t get wind of it!”

Needless to say Stalker was already in the know.

But to be held in such regard, for Stalker’s ilk , that is high esteem indeed.