Stalker was surprised to read that men who frequently indulge in a traditional English cooked breakfast could be reducing their chances of fathering a child.
Thankfully it is the saturated fats in the trad brekkie, the bacon, sausages and butter, not the mushrooms that are causing the problems.
Stalker wonders though what the point in the breakfast would be without the pork products and butter.
A diet rich in saturated fats could cut the sperm count by almost half according to Harvard Medical School researchers. Who knows, maybe the mushrooms keep a man's chaps in proper order.
Stalker suspects that the research will have no effect on whether or not people tuck into a traditional Ulster Fry, and that's good news.
