Stalker has heard of an odd traffic out of the townland of Tullysaran in Co.Armagh to the town of Keady. It appears that a group of weight watchers are heading to the town to do their "points watching". Perhaps there exists some freakish laws of physics in the Armagh town, whereby the force of gravity is weaker, resulting in a lower weight acting on the weightwatching scales...? There must be some rational explanation for the journey.
