Stalker was surfing the web waves on US Independence Day, when the story of a new mushroom growing plant at Londonderry sailed into view.
Splutter! Cough! what the blazes! No-one mentioned that that was on the cards. A mushroom growing plant at Derry; never even knew that it was in the offing.
Falling down a bit there Stalker, not paying attention to the industry. But then none of the sources or spies, nor any of the nefarious agents that Stalker has in the field gave even the merest hint of such a development! Like a giant squid Stalker's tentacles normally reach far into the murky world of mushrooms - and here was a massive bolt from the blue.
Then Stalker got past the headline and started reading the article, and all became clear.
The story is included elsewhere on these web pages for your delectation or digestion, dear reader. Do enjoy Stalker's befuddlement.