Amycel's Kieran Smyth been seen in one of Armagh's more upmarket emporiums lately. Kieran was spotted in Marks & Sparks in Armagh on two consecutive weekends.
Was he doing the weekly shop? Or checking out the gussets in the menswear underpants section, a la Jeremy Paxman? - the smalls just ain't what they used to be.
One thing you can be sure of is that he checked out the prices of the mushrooms on sale in the food section. As others may have noticed Marky's mushrooms tend to be the priciest - superbly packaged that's for sure.
Word is Kieran also has a predilection for the very tasty and expensive ready made meals - a must for any bon viveur. It was also noted that Kieran was sans famille - not the best shop to bring the kiddiwinkles to, by all accounts.
Stalker wonders was that for budgetary reasons due to pester power?