NOW HITCHED

Word has reached Stalker that Mark Walsh of the Walsh mushroom dynasty has succumbed to tying the knot.

Like many other young couples, Mark entered into the marriage contract over the summer - Stalker hopes that he got a good day for it.

There's not much other detail on the whole shebang, but the knot has been well and truly tied.

The compost company director is now, no longer, a batchelor boy.