Stalker was amused to read a Q&A session with the former editor of the Daily Mirror , Piers Morgan, in The Guardian on April 7th.
The tabloid ex-editor was answering diverse questions; from Q.Which living person do you most admire and why? A. David Hasselhoff, what's not to love? to Q. What was the best kiss of your life? A. Cherie Blair, but I promised her I'd never talk about it.
When asked: Q. What is the worst job you've done? The answer was a bit of a surprise. A. Bagging mushroom compost, not nice!
One certainly wouldn't have picked Mirror man Piers as a compost bagger - but then again he was always very adept at purveying compostable merde in the newspaper business - a quality that any red-top boss must possess.
Stalker reckons that the bagging of compost is a more honourable profession than editor, any day.