ALL GREEK - CHEAP

Greendale Mushrooms man John Kernan has jetted off again for another week's holiday.

John manages to turn up some fabulously cheap deals on the internet that facilitate the jet setting. The latest sunny destination is Greece.

John and spouse apparently managed a week deal for the two of them, all-inclusive for £270!

Stalker reckons it's nearly cheaper to go on hols than to stay at home, at those prices.