Stalker recently spotted the man to know in poultry manure, Robert Potts, eyeing up some new wheels. Robert wasn't looking at rigs for hauling the composting raw materials. He was checking out new motors at Keeley's garage along the Monaghan road just outside Armagh City.
Turns out Robert wasn't looking for himself at all, he was on the lookout for a small runabout car for his son.
There are some fine wee motors out on the market presently, and Stalker is sure Robert will have kept in mind the parameters of style sought after by young lads when getting a motor.